Feeling thirsty? The Energy masturbator is designed to look like a can of your favourite drink, only this will leave you feeling a little bit more parched at the end of it! At a height of 17 cm and a comfortable, stylised grip, this toy is perfect for the guy who wants to feel that rush of endorphins as he revitalises himself. Not only that, but it’s got one of the best interior designs ever, with uniquely shaped caverns connected to each other for your dick to explore. Who needs caffeine with a toy like this? And if you’re a little bit piggy, you’ll have something to drink at the end of it. Bottoms up.

• Like all our toys, our masturbators are made in Belgium from a safe, phthalate-free material